February 2012
“My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform...”
– Kanye West (via killerpizza, sade) (via samsklub) (via thatsmoderatelyraven) (via annefranksgasmask) (via shedoesntwearanywings)
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me: I'm gonna study when I get home
me: I'll just study before I go to bed
me: I'll just study in the morning
me: I'll just study on the way to school
me: I'll just study in this class
me: I'll just study in the hall
me: I'll just study before the test
me: I'll just study during the test
my mom: dinner time
literally less than 0.00001 seconds later
my mom: DID YOU HEAR ME COME HERE RIGHT NOW I SAID DINNER TIME WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID YOU IGNORE ME WHY ARE YOU SO ADDICTED TO THAT COMPUTER I'M GONNA TAKE IT OFF YOU
ivanoooze:
hollywould-love:
ivanoooze:
Why did the parabola go to hell for going to the beach?
Cos it was a Sin to Tan
Except “sin” is pronounced “s-eye-n” but what the fuck ever. Stupid fucks.
